I love it when soldiers take the initiative to get something done without being asked… except when it results in uncoordinated, inefficient or wasted effort…
I had a couple young men in my company that I liked to refer to as Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dee. They are both the type of soldiers you want in your command – hard working, enthusiastic and get the job done even without being told. (Notice I didn’t include “smart” on the list… but I’d rather have a dull go-getter than a smart lump of laziness any day.) I openly referred to them by these names – they seemed to accept it as a badge of honor (and clearly all in fun). I never titled them as one or the other, though – I’d just wait until they were both present and ask their boss to, “find something dirty for the Tweedles to clean!”
One of them finally asked me once – while both were present – which was which. I replied that 1) I wasn’t sure yet, 2) they probably wouldn’t want to know the answer anyway, and 3) I wasn’t sure I wanted them to know! (I suspected they were both vying for the coveted title of Tweedle-Dumb.)
The following month I fought my way to drill in a pretty intense blizzard – about six inches of snow had fallen sometime between










