I awoke after only 2 hours of sleep to write this because God herself wanted me too. Actually, I know God is male through the process of deduction: Men dominate the world. I think this is a well documented fact and not my opinion. A fact that may be slightly more open to opinion is that they certainly didn’t attain that status on the merit system. Therefor, God being a man tends to make more sense…

Anyway, God sent me an angel that told me I had to get up and write this – if angels come in the form of big sweaty, slightly oldish, slightly overweight, permanent-5 O’Clock-shadow-bearing Army Sergeants… Come on! - my mom always told me angels would appear in forms you wouldn’t expect! … more…